What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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