Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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