my sisters under your porch take her home
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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