the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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