I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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