He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
operation harelip BJ is a go
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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