He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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