Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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