I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My first STD was from a foam party
wakey wakey hands off snakey
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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