It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later