Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after