lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
accomplished twins. life is a go
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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