i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.