I think im going to throw up on grandma
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame