everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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