I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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