her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!