No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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