If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.