Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture