I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This is not my ceiling
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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