just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Your cock deserves a montage
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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