Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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