question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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