She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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