He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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