So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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