miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Shame is for Republicans.
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