Do you still have your period?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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