I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?