I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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