honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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