Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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