Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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