we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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