i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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