he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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