Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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