i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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