batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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