omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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