Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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