Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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