Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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