But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.