Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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whose parrot is this?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize