just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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