Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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