Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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