She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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