He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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