All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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