it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
